dennis scharnberg

A fashion magazine is a plenum of insincerity.

Hill Boothby,  Essays on Disappointment Management.

Ellen felt a certain loyalty to her smallish breasts.  So, augmentation was not a serious prospect.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

If life didn’t really exist before social media, then life still does not exist.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

“Yes, but animism is more fun,” said Judith in that lilting voice of hers.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

“Why do I prefer the eighteenth-century spelling over the modern?” asked Brendan.  “Why allow something to be less interesting when it could be more interesting?”

Chadwick Graves,  Behaving Like a Beast.

“Yes, Harriet, of course, nineteenth-century Romanticism was a good idea.”

Chadwick Graves,  One Damned Thing After Another.

gravitational  farce

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.