“Let me tell you what I have found out, Rodgers. I’ve found that a female simply won’t know what to do if a man addresses her as sir.“
Pryce Cummings, Rattle Box.
“I’d like to stir her porridge, Lawson. I certainly would!”
Jonathan Steed, Down Under.
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Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
puns and noodles
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
Anna was going on about how her gutters were now “clog-free” for life. It seemed to be some sort—I don’t know really—some sort of contract. But I never could get her to specify exactly what it was.
Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.
Sometimes I find that contemporary art is so slight that it isn’t fair to laugh at it.
Hill Boothby, Essays on Disappointment Management.
Almost everyone is not a philosopher.
Travis Hilliard, The Private Language.
When we are free to do whatever we want, we can’t seem to do anything that is interesting.
Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.
It is difficult for people to care about what you think you are.
Dennis W. Sylvester, Confessions of a Moon Man.
Internet: a means to scrub sincerity from the face of the earth.
Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.
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