dennis scharnberg

yellow manta ray

“One never knows what will happen next, Sergeant. Of course. But don’t I have a right to expect that something will happen?”

Pryce Cummings, Rattle Box.

remind me tomorrow

Science: a sometimes rigorous superficiality.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

wicky wacky woo

“Stop the poetry!” cried Jansen, perhaps a bit too desperately. “Oh, won’t you please help us stop the poetry?”

Adrian Caliban, The Magnificent Egglestons.

eyes have it

Culture: an apparatus for imposing assertions as true.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

jellies and jams

Today, science is modeling. If there is something that scientists cannot model—that resists modeling—their solution is to model it anyway.

Roger Hedgecook, Stolen and Sold for Parts.

temporary and inconsequential

Materialism: a scheme in which everything in the world is derived either from a system of some kind or from randomness.

Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.

world of selfies

We should direct our skepticism toward those statements that appeal to us.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

tear a Bessie

We should want global warming.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

indispensable life coaches

bucketfool

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

up or down

lass is more

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.