Sometimes I find that contemporary art is so slight that it isn’t fair to laugh at it.
Hill Boothby, Essays on Disappointment Management.
Almost everyone is not a philosopher.
Travis Hilliard, The Private Language.
When we are free to do whatever we want, we can’t seem to do anything that is interesting.
Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.
It is difficult for people to care about what you think you are.
Dennis W. Sylvester, Confessions of a Moon Man.
Internet: a means to scrub sincerity from the face of the earth.
Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.
We know these Rothko paintings are important because Nelson Rockefeller actually owned one. At least for a while.
Eugene Bavinger, The Turpentine Blues.
“You are wrong, Elizabeth. Everything is embarrassing. Or, it should be.”
Diana Moone, Living Well.
“Call me Vivica!”
Victoria Salt, A Compendium of Opening Lines.
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Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
“I’m not asking Alexa a damned thing! I don’t pose questions to anyone or any thing that I can’t strangle.”
Sebastian Sleeve, The Random Walk and Other Stories.
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