dennis scharnberg

hip hip hooray

farce  of  attraction

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

heavens to murgatroyd

“The model is actually better than the reality.  That’s the whole point, Thomas.”

Will Bestwyck,  Letters From Mr. Palindrome.

making a splash

“Pay attention, Audrey.  If you wish to enjoy blackmail, you simply must find yourself on the right end of it.”

Kiefer Sythe,  The Detective Club.

down doheny way

After his paltry supper of leaf and twig, that cold steak-and-kidney pie in the pantry exerted an irresistible force of attraction upon Master Bertram.

Ralston Dowd,  A Spot of Bother.