dennis scharnberg

dollars and cents

“Pay no attention to me,” urged the young man with the bullhorn.  “None whatsoever!”

Chadwick Graves,  One Damned Thing After Another.

cat and fiddle

“Oh, Ice Road Truckers!”  exclaimed Edward.  “How pleasant.”

Brooks Westerby,  Squaresville.

hey! diddle! diddle!

“How dare you cast aspersions on him!” cried Mary.  “Just because he murdered his parents.  One day.  Many years ago.”

Brooks Westerby,  Squaresville.