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“And he told me—smiling all the while—that he was hoping for the best Apocalypse ever.”

Tristan Holyoke, A Tree Full of Monkeys.

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They will say that such and such begs the question. What they mean is that it begets a question.

Alex Twist, A Primer of Posturing.

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“Among other things, he asked me if I thought that OJ was still searching for the real killer.”

Diana Moone, Living Well.

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In English, any typographical error is potentially a pun.

Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.

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Anyone can have reasons.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.