Color Me Barbera

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

A is for the long-lost awls,

B for fools of the busy old kind.

C is for chins on porcelain dolls,

D for diaries left unsigned.

E is for effort and resultant pay,

F for fortune with no delay

and for the fiddle (may its droning stay).

Patrick Malmsey, Collected Poems.

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