dennis scharnberg

miserable bench science

            The Grate Work

           the philosopher’s tone

      Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

no artificial ingredients

“Why swim when you can drown instead?” demanded Haskell, with his head still buried in his book.

Adrian Caliban, The Magnificent Egglestons.

watch very closely

The internet is a way to place everything at risk every second of every day.

Archer Thornton, The Digital Plague.