dennis scharnberg

list of metaphors

Unlike the other boys of College House, Edward’s goal in life was to be unemployable.

Chase Tipton, Enjoying Prison Pizza.

exploring celebrity adjacency

That morning, Jamison smelt—rather too much, I thought—of petunias.

Victoria Salt, A Compendium of Opening Lines.

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And she had those sensuous lips. The lips that David Bowie always dreamed of having. But never did have.

Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.