dennis scharnberg

“If that is the hair-do of a reasonable man, I will chew on a sock!”

Heywood Wakefield, The Humdrum Demon.

December 7, 2019. Regarding the more or less innocent word “literally”—Won’t someone (anyone) please do the following? Print the word on a sheet of clean paper, place that inside a cake tin, and bury it six feet deep in a hardwood forest? And leave it there for at least thirty-nine years? Thanks.

Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.