dennis scharnberg

“Damn you, Farley. You’re either drunk or crazy. Or both!”

“That’s it? Only three alternatives? Charles, old boy, what a narrow world you experience.”

Dickinson Holmes, The Book of Shoes.

Intelligence: a mysterious something that takes place in an armchair.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

“Everyone has to dwell in the internet culture, Caroline. Including me. But I do it my way—through bitter relentless mockery.”

Connor Archibald, Nothing in Particular.