dennis scharnberg

haw! haw! haw!

The World Wide Web necessitated an immense concerted capitalization at the very start (indeed, well before that). Who provided it? Who paid for—who built—the requisite hard infrastructure? A half-dozen “cool” tech guys?

Roger Hedgecook, Stolen and Sold for Parts.

for art’s sake

The citizen longs for rubbish.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

kickapoo joy juice

Someone has to fix dinner,” squawked Karl, presumably to explain why he was smothering one of the larger goldfish.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.