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“I’d like to stir her porridge, Lawson. I certainly would!”

Jonathan Steed, Down Under.

metal illness

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

puns and noodles

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Anna was going on about how her gutters were now “clog-free” for life. It seemed to be some sort—I don’t know really—some sort of contract. But I never could get her to specify exactly what it was.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.