Two propositions presented on a bright, balmy day: (1) the Enlightenment was a mistake and (2) the Internet was a mistake.
Hunter Hogarth, Raised by Wolves.
“…no, she was taking sociology courses so, of course, I avoided her like the plague.”
Everson Dwight, Theory of Machines, a Novel.
“Just how sophisticated can a person be?” That, sir, was the question of the day. Of the week. Of the year!
Clifford Apogee, Draining the Pools—A Collection of Stories.
But self-absorption leads inevitably—almost mechanically—to boredom. That is how we are put together.
Desmond Urquhart, The Unsocial Sciences.
By “Shake and Bake” he meant William Shakespeare and Francis Bacon. It’s just his funny way.
Will Davies, She Would If She Could.
“There’s a tiger in my room!” exclaimed Mr. Fewkes. “Can’t someone please remove it?”
Chadwick Graves, Maoist Struggle Session and Other Stories.
Seems.
Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.
She didn’t follow the program because she particularly liked it. No, she was afraid that if she did stop watching, something bad might happen.
Pryce Cummings, Rattle Box.
“But Barton never goes outside, Lieutenant. Unless it’s to walk over to a waiting vehicle.”
Georgina Hickes, An Ornamental Murder.
“A dictionary can hurt you, Bobby. It can hurt a person so bad.”
Will Southey, Government Cheese, the Novel.
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