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tweedledum and tweedledee

“You’re getting it all wrong, Tom,”  laughed Mr. Mullinax.  “What future was ever foreseeable?”

Michael Margate,  The Shadow Path.

wild and wooly

“Was that a logical argument?” Ted wondered.  “Or an episode of taunting?”

Devona Twilly,  Shallowness, a Novel.

the wild side

Jayne is a model, you see.  Her eyebrows are the largest thing about her.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

footfalls haunted him

“No, Miriam, I simply cannot signify,” admitted Dwayne.  “Not today.  Perhaps never again!”

Anselm Bligh,  A Collection of Miniatures.

happily ever after

Today, everything is amazing; and if not that, it is ironic.  Or it is iconic.  Or awesome.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

delicious peach cobbler

“Stop strangling me,” demanded Marcia.  “I’ll not stop,” stated Adam.  “I shall continue with the strangling.”

Jason Starling, ed.,  Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

to the rescue

Ellen of Troy

Embarrassment is a force.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

killing the host

“That bird,” said Ellen, “might just be the most important thing in the world right now.”

What world?” demanded Tom.

Chadwick Graves,  One Damned Thing After Another.

frivolity and display

Faith in yoga.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.