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more useful idiots

Single-adjective expressions, somewhat in the manner of Vergil’s Georgics:

—the corrosive sunlight

—the frantic cicada

—a glowing blossom

—the lofty leaves

—a shining window

—the impenetrable cement

—the stark horizon

—the noble edifice

—a smiling beast

—the irregular quadrilateral

Tessa Fielding and Constance Gogarty,  A Book of Lists.

entered into lightly

Photography is the art or practice of exclusion.

Christopher Allyn, Militant Vulgarity.

a crying jagged

—“What is it?  What is it there, mum?”

—“It is prettiness.  It is prettiness in a box,” came the reply.

Lana Dowling, The Mystery of the Dull Parcels.

wicky wacky woo

Harold thinks that he is in a movie, with himself in the starring role.  And he thinks this all day long.  Every day.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

more soothing dullness

“Our inability to foresee consequences is well-established,” muttered Williams.

Giles Coxe-Coburn, Tooth and Claw.

gracious golden twinkling

How difficult it must be for them!  To dwell with their irreducible and relentless sophistication.

Trent Bendix,  Patricia Knows Best.

step right up

A distraught journalist informed us that he could not find the words to say what he thereupon proceeded to tell us.

Jane Chetwynde,  The Have-Not Faradays.

everyone a novelist

milli-Helen:  a unit of measurement that indicates the amount of feminine facial beauty necessary to launch one ship.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

break of day

The works of art have no intrinsic value.  They are simply necessary to establish the status of “artist.”  That is the important matter.  To be the artist, to be within the discourse.

Hill Boothby, The Dazzling World of Almost.

rippled both shores

That we have instituted so many awards in the arts is an undeniable measure of our loss of confidence.

Hill Boothby, Essays on Disappointment Management.