dennis scharnberg

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just add water

Lastingness is now over.  For the fiction of today—or the visual art—there is no posterity.

Linda Talbotting,  The Long List of Complaint.

come what may

How can one know if one really cares?  How do we chop through all the theatricality?

Giles Coxe-Coburn,  Belief in Insects.

she sells shells

If you want solitude, you call yourself Mr. Jones, not Baron Litvikoff.

Cooper W. Barthelme,  A Systems Approach to Advice.

pleasant warm hello

The reader is on his own.  I cannot help him.

Dennis W. Sylvester,  Confessions of a Moon Man.

quench your thirst

There is no longer any need for the word “decorum.”  It refers to nothing that could possibly exist.

Rollin Mungo,  Selected Rants of Mr. Barraclough.

under the water

Deacon struck Sean.

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

power law fluid

I dreamt that I was sleeping.  And that I was dreaming.  Of sleep.

Ellis Nobodaddy,  The Theory of Ice.

what was said

The process of losing interest.  To become more aware of that.

Benjamin Alexis,  Thriving Under the Influence.

morass of bewilderment

“After all, you are an actress.  Tell us what to do.  Please.”  Kellen could not restrain himself—he was jeering at the TV again!

Justin Starling, ed.,  Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

the passive voice

There are books out there on how to make a coffee table!  For all I know, there are books about how to want a coffee table.  They will publish anything.

John Philip Haught,  Zero Sum Ergonomics.