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“Is that supposed to be music?”  Brian asked.  And he immediately regretted it.

Priscilla Onkers, All About Edward.

The Lady in Cement.  What is this movie about?  Well, Tony Rome goes here, then Tony Rome goes over there.  Tony sees these guys, and then he meets up with those guys.  Tony sees Jill St. John bend over.  What more could you want?

Jeremy Breedlove,  A Sardonic View of the Movies.

Does the neighbor’s boredom make him deserving of my sympathy?

Tanner Faust,  A Scrapbook of Impertinent Interrogatives.

Italian Opera:  codpieces and creases.

W. Karl Bavinger,  The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.

One man’s daydream is another man’s nightmare (e.g., “revolution”).

Oswald Delling,  Where Are the Vikings?

18.  Not taking a journalist seriously is abusing the journalist.

Trevor Martens,  A Great Many Gratuitous Remarks.

The analogy between writing and defecating has been worked, of course.  But does that mean that it has been overworked?

Tanner Faust,  A Scrapbook of Impertinent Interrogatives.

The easier it is, the worse it is.  Now, what am I referring to here?

Tanner Faust,  A Scrapbook of Impertinent Interrogatives.

Life:  a mental illness that is terminal.

W. Karl Bavinger,  The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.

This is the only “fun” that I have anymore:  watching the Media professionals construct (and reconstruct) the world for us.

Jackson Currothers III,  The View From the Cauldron.