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back of bush

November 12, 2015. Possibly today’s most ludicrous word: “crafted”. Just plain funny.

Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.

candle wax moon

Theory: a kind of fantasy, or delusion.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

choose your pills

…Mr. Browning then began to wonder whether he had proved rather too much by his fine argument. And this, quite naturally, set him to thinking further upon the matter.

Trevor Walpole, The Imperfect Stranger. (1784)

fruitcake for sale

The numbers to which the simulation converges are mere artifacts that stem from the model’s assumptions.

Addison West, The Ontology of Destruction.

time and money

We want sex to be profound.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

hot diggity dog

Even LW’s notions about language dissolve if everyone is a liar.

Stefan Jannings, Prolegomena to Any Future.

in the shallows

I want the freedom to write the sentences that I prefer.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

bigger and better

I stink, therefore I am.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

greatly wondered at

I want to be very clear.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

inside and out

“If not quickly, then quietly. Surely you could do it quietly. Eh, George?”

Gwen McTaver, Murder Has Windows.