dennis scharnberg

whirled without end

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

November 12, 2015. Possibly today’s most ludicrous word: “crafted”. Just plain funny.

Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.

Theory: a kind of fantasy, or delusion.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

…Mr. Browning then began to wonder whether he had proved rather too much by his fine argument. And this, quite naturally, set him to thinking further upon the matter.

Trevor Walpole, The Imperfect Stranger. (1784)

The numbers to which the simulation converges are mere artifacts that stem from the model’s assumptions.

Addison West, The Ontology of Destruction.

We want sex to be profound.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

Even LW’s notions about language dissolve if everyone is a liar.

Stefan Jannings, Prolegomena to Any Future.

I want the freedom to write the sentences that I prefer.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

I stink, therefore I am.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

I want to be very clear.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.