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Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“I just want to help,” Roger insisted.  “Like Chelsea Clinton, I want to help and help and help.”

Stephanie Biggers,  Cat Farming in Nigeria.

The Smart Phone is hand-held postmodernism.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

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Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Feminism:  a series of lies endlessly repeated; a sledgehammer.

Nathaniel Bumppo,  The Final Word.

Edward was considering a move into the hiphop arena.  But with an altogether new form of hiphop, involving clever literary allusions.

Ralston Dowd,  The General Ghastliness.

Again, there will be a reluctance to use “good” and “evil.”  They will prefer “light” and “darkness” or “order” and “chaos.”  The idea, clearly, is to grind the words good and evil into dust.

Winslow Steele,  The Anatomy of Stasis.

If we have historians 300 years from now, and that seems unlikely, but if we do here is what they will say about us:  “They liked boxes.”

Charles Brookland,  Walking the Plank.

In the realm of theory, Freudian psychology might just be the worst moment of all.  That statement considers both falsehood and pernicious influence.

Winslow Steele,  The Anatomy of Stasis.

When the evidence is sparse (Paleontology), there should be an aura of uncertainty.  There should be probing doubt, and probing questions.  There should be dispute.  And what do we have?  Jovial agreement.

Hampton Fancher,  Variations on the Red Barn Con.