“At this stage, it resembles an elaborate roller coaster,” said Mr. Gundry. “But it could end up an art museum.”
Ralston Dowd, A Spot of Bother.
If it is not explicitly permitted, then it is banned.
Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.
This much, at least, must be understood: There exists a subset of humans who experience an irremediable need to make others uncomfortable.
Roger Sensabaugh, A Short History of Boredom.
scene not herd
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
Hate is the only emotion.
Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.
Edward then engaged himself in a bit of superficial research, which, of course, is the only kind of research possible on the internet.
Sebastian Sleeve, The Random Walk and Other Stories.
At a loss concerning how to characterize himself, Nigel settled upon “moderately funny.”
Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.
lowered by wench
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
The weakness of many of his puns is supposedly saved by his punning—the creation of a field or zone of puns. A kind of text in which puns predominate, regardless of their individual merit.
Trench Gowdy, James Disgustin’ Joyce.
raised by wench
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
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