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admiring the shrubbery

Randomness is a useful illusion.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

needle and thread

awed or even

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

hither and yon

“But the carpet doesn’t harmonize with the wallpaper, William.  Not in the least.”

Burdyce Goode,  Philosophy of Vegetables.

into the cold

farther  and  sun

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

lender is liable

“Harpo might be wonderful, Lisa.  I don’t know.  All I’m saying is that he isn’t funny.”

Jack Dawes,  Circus Interruptus.

well rounded tale

Stumbling upon it is far better than arriving by reason.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

fluid flow properties

“Loose Reptiles,” read the sign.  Whether it was a warning or a boast was not clear.

Dell Arbogast,  The Null Hypothesis and Other Stories.

beans and frankness

“You’re not a Nihilist are you, Georgie?”

“Well, I don’t know.  I would love to visit Egypt some day.”

Ralston Dowd,  Less of It.

watch the birdie

Order is a useful illusion.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

unfortunate boating catastrophe

The falling tree—with no person present—creates a wind, yes, but not a sound.

Hampton Fancher,  Variations on the Red Barn Con.