dennis scharnberg

siss boom bah

Occasionally, Mike would refer, in a hushed tone, to people he called “the unsympathetic overseers.”

Pryce Cummings,  Rattle Box.

down the road

“For Extraordinary Achievement in Style.” Now that is how the medallion should read, thought Harry.

Mark Anthony,  The Tale of the Mirror.

get thee gone

Most images are stupid looking.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

cry a little

The internet is forever.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

old wives’ tale

What is the difference between having no videos at all and having tens of millions of videos that will never be watched?  Why do we attribute inherent value to plenitude?

Hill Boothby,  Essays on Disappointment Management.

seeking turtle soup

“We are pagans!” Devon enthused.  “And, hey, everything is good!  Everything is really good.”

Jason Starling, ed.,  Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

comings and goings

patched and peeled

It became a meteorite only after it had gone clunk, right on top of Miss Stacie’s head.

Will Southey,  Government Cheese, the Novel.

santa’s wonderland 2019

It is as though W. Kandinsky devised a set of rules, and we are somehow obligated to follow them.

Crispin Trove,  The Viewer as Pest.

fleet of scows

November 11, 2012.  It strikes me that hardly anyone writes novels nowadays—suggesting that it is very difficult to do.  On the other hand, everybody and his dog is busy writing miniatures.  So, easy to do?

Reginald Boyington,  Dear Dreadful Diary.