dennis scharnberg

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The weakness of many of his puns is supposedly saved by his punning—the creation of a field or zone of puns.  A kind of text in which puns predominate, regardless of their individual merit.

Trench Gowdy,  James Disgustin’ Joyce.

pitch it strong

raised by wench

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

admiring the monomaniac

Roderick was alert to what might be called conversational opportunity.  The chance to display such words as eponymous or albeit or exacerbate to his peers.

Anselm Bligh,  A Collection of Miniatures.

patting their heads

“In her drawer, Sibberly?  Or her drawers?  It makes quite a difference, eh?”

Tristan Holyoke,  A Tree Full of Monkeys.

please sit down

What is the source of American morals for the past forty years?  A sentimental novel called To Kill a Mockingbird.

Lucius Pym,  Soft Sophistication.

his purple sox

You then realize that you have been wrong for a long time.  You realize that you have always been wrong.

Chalmers Van Nest,  The Trivial Quadrivium.

hesitating becomes you

Destruction is easy.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

cloud cuckoo land

In the post-modern setting, the role of the mass media is to degrade communication.  Ultimately,  to make communication impossible.

Clem Tartessos,  Designing the Past.

hey cold beer

The rules are simple.  Here they are:  (1) embrace falsehood; (2) deny the obvious.

Lucius Pym,  Soft Sophistication.

another blue sky

The internet transforms everything in the world into a spectator sport.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.