dennis scharnberg

hungry hungry hippos

“Interpretations require such effort!” declared Gerald, with a sincerity that almost surprised him. But—of course—it was all mere theater. As usual.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

tell oh muse

“They will hate you for being right, Mr. Hawkins. That I guarantee!”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.

order of magnitude

“We operate a factory, sir. We do hope you appreciate the immensity of that.”

Roberta Pym, The Complete Undoing of William Ambrose.

mound of rocks

A sentence is a model.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

gadda da vida

It’s not that the Baby Boom [generation] cannot give up rock music. They won’t even step back a few feet and take a look at it.

Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.

hey diddle diddle

Physics excludes everything that it does not include.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

here we go

“Do you prefer plain or sparkling?” asked the Attendant. “Plain,” said Nigel, in his firmest voice.

Benedict Elder, A Cosmopolitan Paradise.

reverse and obverse

Is the author—is Kant—writing in good faith? And what about the reader? Is he reading in good faith?

Roger Boylan, ed., The Diary of Darius William Dunne.

pod bay door

“When,” asked Jason, “will we come to see how crucial it is that we not remember our dreams?”

Burnham Woode, A Circle of Radiance.

hot diggity dog

pint of view

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.