dennis scharnberg

sewing the seeds

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“Which doctor?  Why, of course, I mean Dr. Freud.  The only one who matters.“

Jack Dawes,  Circus Interruptus.

“I declare, that hat of Olivia’s was like a punch in the nose!”

Burdyce Goode,  Wonderful With Dogs.

“I just want to improve your daydreams, Alice.  I believe that I can make them better.”

Agatha Vox,  When Everything Was Singing.

“I take back what I was saying yesterday,”  said Collins.  “I take back everything I have said since the day I was born.”

Victoria Salt,  A Compendium of Opening Lines.

“The future is known,” said Frederick, almost shouting.  “It is the past that keeps changing.”

Hugh Chumley,  Making Martha Happy.

Soaring melodic lines that seem ready to drift off out of reach.  Pulled back to us, barely.

Olmstead Trent III,  The History of Objects.

Please name the movie:

—You’re crazy as a rabbit.

—He was kidding the pants off you, son.

—Tie a ribbon around it!

                                                     —All right, I’m not always smart.

Jeremy Breedlove,  A Sardonic View of the Movies.

When destroying a culture, it is crucial to do it legally.

Desmond Urquhart,  The Unsocial Sciences.

“It’s just another way of saying that we are over here and logic is over there.”

Rollin Mungo,  Selected Rants of Mr. Barraclough.