dennis scharnberg

the royal we

Please name the movie:

—You’re crazy as a rabbit.

—He was kidding the pants off you, son.

—Tie a ribbon around it!

                                                     —All right, I’m not always smart.

Jeremy Breedlove,  A Sardonic View of the Movies.

support leaping houses

When destroying a culture, it is crucial to do it legally.

Desmond Urquhart,  The Unsocial Sciences.

enchanting little lies

“It’s just another way of saying that we are over here and logic is over there.”

Rollin Mungo,  Selected Rants of Mr. Barraclough.

for the birds

“I stole a picture of a young lady on a bench.  I stole a picture of the old bridge at sunset.”  We used to talk that way about photography.  An honest way.

Cedric Plumm.  All Roads Lead.

school of fish

Rights are tactics.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

blessed are those

In response to the rain, Roger muttered two words only:  “Shut up.”

Charles Jeffrey Yett,  Writing in Miniature—Volume Three.

dash of salt

Besides thyselfe, Lucinda,

What do I love best?

Silence is all.

Not a squeak!  Nor a vowell

Nor consonance shall stand.

Anthony Dudley,  “The Widow Weepeth.”    (1620)

Priscilla Fanning,  Fragments From the Jacobean Stage.

hear my moan

“Try to picture it this way, Victoria.  We are descending into the valley.  Perpetually.”

Thaddeus Crewes,  The Seven Long Years.

quickly and quietly

“I’m afraid I can’t give you an alibi, Inspector.”

“How about a few glib sentences, instead?”  whispered Lydia, cruelly.

Gwenda Reid,  Murder in Retrospect.

quintus fabius maximus

“The catastrophe isn’t something to come, Reggie.  The catastrophe is the hour-by-hour, day-by-day enactment of this culture.”

Mark Anthony,  The Tale of the Mirror.