dennis scharnberg

opposing bad things

Edgar was never quite able to make contact—at least not consistently—with what Mr. Cathcart often referred to as the “firmness” of reality.

Nicholas Bruhns, Otto the Magpie.

down memory lane

“He soon became fascinated—maybe even obsessed—with that thing I was telling you about, Reggie. That ‘property’ of the numeral three.”

Hollis Beddoes, Counting the Magpies.

ordinum et proprium

Cook up sausage in

a frying pan, listen to

music of Manfred Mann.

Visit a storefront

and buy a tan, then scrub your

world till it’s spic and span.

E. E. Bynum, A Thump upon the Head (and Other Poems).

in the news

Argument is window dressing.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

getting the sads

“I am sorry, boys, but you have written a thoroughly stupid song.” After spending most of the morning shouting bitterly at the radio, Malcolm now adopted a somewhat ridiculous “reasonable” tone.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

hands on deck

“But stories are not reality, Julia. Narratives aren’t real. Please tell me that you know this.”

Trent Bendix, Grieving for Margaret.

enjoy the money

We know about the ancient Romans because of what the wind whispers.

Evan Amberol, A Theology of History.

hobby horse stampede

Of course, Mr. Broderick made a great many mistakes along the way. But, somehow, he came to regard each one as a thing of beauty.

Crosby Fields, A Reasonable Amount of Trouble.

crunchy style irony

Polly sigh

hissed Tory

math emetics

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

on his way

“The shadow cannot create,” whispered Carson Drew, once again annoying everyone at the breakfast table.

Crosby Fields, A Reasonable Amount of Trouble.