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Ellen felt a certain loyalty to her smallish breasts.  So, augmentation was not a serious prospect.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

If life didn’t really exist before social media, then life still does not exist.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

“Yes, but animism is more fun,” said Judith in that lilting voice of hers.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

“Why do I prefer the eighteenth-century spelling over the modern?” asked Brendan.  “Why allow something to be less interesting when it could be more interesting?”

Chadwick Graves,  Behaving Like a Beast.

“Yes, Harriet, of course, nineteenth-century Romanticism was a good idea.”

Chadwick Graves,  One Damned Thing After Another.

gravitational  farce

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

Because she lied so often, Jessica seemed think that it wasn’t obvious to people when she was lying.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

Irony is the aesthetic adjunct to relativism.  The two walk hand in hand.

Jackson Currothers III,  The View From the Cauldron.

“For a living?” echoed Charles.  “I point out people’s delusions.  And for this service, I request a modest fee.”

Burdyce Goode,  Philosophy of Vegetables.

Cubism strikes me as being low-brow.  A simple-minded cleverness.  Performed with a bowl of fruit, a table top, a violin.

Crispin Trove,  The Viewer as Pest.