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And what’s more, Sonja now claims that she might have been molested by him.

Diana Moone,  Living Well.

Being nice is now an ideology.

Godfrey Tooke,  Collected Aphorisms.

“Holding up a mirror is a sure way to get banned from polite company, Miles.  Now you tell me—what is the lesson here?”

Gareth Spence,  She Braved All.

Where a single egg, in a

skillet, lies frying.

Yes, a single egg is frying in my mind.

Egg time, egg time.

It’s frying in a mind.

Patrick Malmsey,  Verse.

“Would you care for another glass of whiskey, Mr. Trumbull?”

“Not at this particular time, no.”

Jane Chetwynde,  The Have-Not Faradays.

lying  in  weight

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“After all,” cried Roxanna, “I didn’t want craters to form on the moon.  Yet there they are.  There they are.”

Will Davies,  She Would If She Could.

Google just wants to help.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

First, you devise an agenda.  It’s rather like having a nice suit made to fit.  Then, anything you find that supports the agenda can be termed a “fact” (or “evidence”).  This is ratiocination.

Baldwin Tavinger,  Toward a Rhetoric of Number.

Actually, Ramona does everything badly. It’s just that everyone tells her that she is spectacular.  It’s a conspiracy.

Alberta Traywick,  Susannah’s Accident.