dennis scharnberg

under the sun

“Nothing really gets clean,” said Mrs. Crenshaw.  “That is our biggest illusion, dear.”

Alberta Traywick, Susannah’s Accident.

least squares method

Comedy:  a slow steady erasure of taboo.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

badge of honor

…it all goeth to wracke, sir!

Talbot Hewes,  Paulina’s Pryde.         (1590)

Priscilla Fanning, Fragments From the Elizabethan Stage.

experienced puppeteers wanted

“The answer to your question, Hodges, is yes.  The answer is the word yes.

Augustus Bligh,  Crawlspace.

it needed saying

“Not even a dog barked,” moaned Lauderdale to himself.  “Just think of it.  Nothing.  Nothing at all.”

Georgina Hickes,  An Ornamental Murder.

take a ride

“I believe you will come around to my way of thinking, George.  To the Wittgensteinian way of thinking.”

Giles Coxe-Coburn, Tooth and Claw.

uncompromising academic rigor

He knew how to construct sentences.  Oh, absolutely.  But what kind of sentences, Maggie?

Will Davies, She Would If She Could.

up and away

Laughing is an act of reason.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

all things solid

What could be more spectacular than glowing photographs and glowing videos on a monitor?

Roger Hedgecook, Stolen and Sold for Parts.

two door ford

“The big problem with theater is that it requires actors, and I just cannot stand actors.  Or their acting.  I’m sorry, Barbara, but that’s the way it must be.”

Ralston Dowd,  A Spot of Bother.