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“Tell us, Nigel.”  Virginia was teasing again.  “Don’t you ever feel just a tad shallow?”

Leighton Johns,  My Uncle Toby.

He needs arrest.

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

in  sin  you  wait

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

“That’s boring, sir,” stated Jarvis.  “I’m sorry, but it just is.”

Alberta Traywick, Susannah’s Accident.

Reggie assured Christina, and anyone else who would listen, that he had but a single goal for the summer: learning to regard the mirror as an object, just another humdrum object.

Douglas Cristobal, Feel the Logic.

What [Aleister] Crowley never understood: Magic is dreary.

Ellison Malmo,  The Hermeneutics of Leveling.  

Live then, not now.

Terence Theodore, Proverbs for a New Era.

Explain to the dog why he should stop barking.

Clifford O. Mounce, A Portable Darkness.

Entropy does not concern randomness or chaos; it concerns pointlessness.

Gilbert Ravening, The Phantom of Mechanical Consistency.

Mrs. Fitzwilliam watched the glowing embers in a mistrustful manner….

Ruth Ledgerwood, Death by Logic.