dennis scharnberg

one million songs

Edwin’s New Year’s Resolution was simple, perhaps even somewhat blunt: “to be less accommodating.”

Nicholas Bruhns, Otto the Magpie.

offering unsolicited explanations

A stream of words—that’s what “the past” is.

Roger Sensabaugh, A Short History of Boredom.

paid to smile

“Don’t be silly, Carla. Any philosopher will tell you just how difficult it is to know something.”

Karl Buckling, Time Domain Blues.

lording it over

Postmodernism: a vicious frolic.

Nathaniel Bumppo, The Final Word.

boarding the train

end sense

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

in saecula saeculorum

“Well, Franklin, I do think that I made a small mistake.”

“How small?”

Very small. Miniscule, I’d say. Trifling. Piddling, actually. A mere particle of a mistake.”

Charles Jeffrey Yett, Writing in Miniature—Vol. Three.

j. pinkerton snoopington

We engage with matter foolishly.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

high rubbish alert

The critic is stating the obvious, but does this as though he is actually noticing something. That is the grift. Like when Kenneth Clark exhorts us to “accept” the notion that the Arena Chapel frescoes are immensely important.

Nelson Poindexter, Corpuscular Aesthetics.

act your age

“I am a poet, sir. Do I write poems? No. I contemplate writing poetry. I think about it long and hard. And then I say, ‘No’. In no uncertain terms. The word is No.”

Crosby Fields, A Reasonable Amount of Trouble.

do no harm

We fail to give sufficient scope to the word illusion.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.