dennis scharnberg

plunging into explanation

Alec again expressed his support for public flogging of actors.  All actors.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

coming up next

“What is it that you lack, gentlemen?” demanded Mr. Lantern.  “What do you lack, then?”

Nicholas Crisp, A Suitcase Fell on Her Head.

things remain intact

Signaling one’s morals is a simple proof of their nonexistence.

Hecuba Gathers, A Purely Physical World.

awful bird screeching

“Here is a tactic, Reggie.”  Jack was being more or less serious here.  “Insist that it is important.  Tell them that your work is very important indeed.”

Diana Moone, Living Well.

wonderful government cheese

clause  and  effect

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

prompting an outcry

“Remember,” said James, “that Portland was not built in a day.”

Corliss Archer, Boarding the Crazy Train.

peas porridge hot

Whenever Mr. Dudley found himself using the word “molecule” in his conversation, he would quickly remind himself (and anyone who could hear him) that this was just the theory, you see.  Just the theory.

Michael Longmire, Puzzled to Death.

cubing the ellipsoid

“Facts don’t work, Bobby.  Not any more.”

Diana Moone, Living Well.

moose and squirrel

“To be delusional,” said Alex to no one in particular, “one must be intelligent.”

Chadwick Graves, One Damned Thing After Another.

behold damaged goods

prophetable

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.