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“Remember, Michelle, you are a machine that I predicted….”

Chadwick Graves, One Damned Thing After Another.

Youritzen has claimed to be the first to advocate that architecture is a form of questioning.

Nigel Swoone, Old Theories of Time.

…and all upon the banke were timber drift and compleat trees dragging downe the Themmes….

James Rakes, “Fit of Lunacie”     (1618)

Paul Crackenthorpe, English Pamphleteers of the Seventeenth Century.

…and Thornton’s basic argument seems to be that it is wrong to be opposed to his ideas.

Tristan Holyoke, A Tree Full of Monkeys.

“I might have made a mistake,” confessed Lisa.  “A very small one.”

Priscilla Onkers, All About Edward.

What do we call that state of affairs in which the toolbox contains only a hammer?

Daniel Brasso, The Infinite Regress.

According to his biographer, Malcolm Lowry’s dishonesty was fascinating.

Anthony Scowling, The Beat Paradigm.

better dead than read

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

We deserve the internet.

Roger Hedgecook, Stolen and Sold for Parts.

“There is no writer,” asserted L. W., “because there is no text.”

Giles Coxe-Coburn, Belief in Insects.