“She sympathizes with the downtrodden.” Translation: She cares abundantly about her feelings.
Tyrone Sommer, Nine Easy Steps.
“Characterize him,” demanded Harry. “In less than one word, please.”
Thaddeus Crewes, The Seven Long Years.
“It took a long time for education to eradicate superstition,” said Connors, with great confidence. “A long time, indeed.”
“And how long before we eradicate education?” asked Mr. Withers.
Benedict Elder, A Cosmopolitan Paradise.
“I wish to express myself,” laughed Gerald. “By means of tattoos.”
“Shut up!” said Cynthia.
Mark Anthony, The Tale of the Mirror.
“But after all,” cried Carlotta, “isn’t a decision just something that happens to us?”
Stephanie Biggers, Cat Farming in Nigeria.
The victim had been shot nine times, so the homicide investigators regarded it as a particularly vicious crime. Actually, the perpetrator had merely been thorough. That’s all.
Virgil Simms, The Case of the Frivolous Factotum.
The proposition: remove all constraints on sexual behavior. The purpose: to secure better health for us all.
Evelyn Harbuckle, The Signs of Belonging.
Who wrote that socialism is one consequence of the inability to count to five?
Ned Pickering, Twilight of the Dogs.
The sudden presence of a videocam (mounted on a tripod) changed the behavior of everyone present. It was as though a spell had been cast.
Chris Marlowe, The Phoenix Park Murders.
A white ball lies upon a grassy terrace. And what does Devlin say? “Oh, look there, a lovely red ball!”
Maxwell Havers, The Complete Undoing of Lord Tuckahoe.
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