dennis scharnberg

a speeding bullet

“Look at how much I despise the bad people,” Helen seemed to say.  And she was quite accomplished at the task.  However, she showed no capability of recognizing how bad she was.  Or even how bad she might be.

Benedict Elder, A Cosmopolitan Paradise.

get thee gone

Internet:  a mechanism for the degradation of our language, one word at a time, one phrase at a time.

Roger Hedgecook, Stolen and Sold for Parts.

out of sorts

“It is often advantageous, Mr. Carstairs, to have at least one toe in the real world.”

Jack David Powys, Narcissus Rising.

toast and tea

—“Todd is just passionate about Jacobean theatre.”

—“What Rebecca is trying to say, I think, is that Todd has some sort of an interest in the Jacobeans.  Presumably, an abiding interest.”

Christina Rubb, The Awful Puzzle.

dogged with dirt

“Not caring is the thing,” laughed Edgar.  “Who is able to care the very least?  That’s our game.”

Chadwick Graves, One Damned Thing After Another.

he means it

Like the Gnostic in the religious sphere, the secular Leftist has—somehow—come to know better, to see more clearly.

Desmond Urquhart, The Unsocial Sciences.

dissolute and depraved

“How does one write a short story?” demanded Gregory.

“Gaining admission to a university writing program is a good first step,” said James Malverne.  “Then, of course, there are any number of writing seminars and workshops and tutorials.”

Silas Burbage, The Adventurous Half-Life of Buddy Boyo.

fishes in barrels

“All languages are equal,” asserted Mr. Geddings.  Excitedly.

Myrtle Mawby, Cabinets and Drawers, a Novel.

another odd accident

Hugh expressed a burning desire to love “mankind.”  The fact that he did not love mankind—and was manifestly incapable of it—seemed only a minor irritation to his audience.

Brendan Shaughnessy, Lobsters and Clams, a Novel.

cast a pall

secrete passage

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.