dennis scharnberg

make it snappy

October 7, 2012.  Spent the day noticing things.  Paying attention to the way things are in the post-Truth world.

Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.

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“Yes, Marilyn, he does want to force them to change.  But he is a good person.  Therefore, he wishes to force them in a nice way.”

Thaddeus Crewes, Crowded Evil World.

more forbidden fruit

Is there a mental bias that makes a person too inclined to accept the existence of biases?  Does it merit formal recognition?

Hampton Fancher, Variations on the Red Barn Con.

write all wrongs

“They can say what they want about me,” grumbled George. “But it would be difficult to maintain that I was ever human.”

Roger Penberthy, A Non-Newtonian Unpleasantness.

bits and pieces

“Yesterday, Lydia, was so long ago.  Let’s not forget that.”

Ellen Entwhistle, The Caravan Murders.

thick and thin

“I must assume,” declared Sheldon, “that reality will adapt accordingly.”

Burdyce Goode, Philosophy of Vegetables.

baubles and bangles

Caroline was bored.  And those who are bored tend to believe that they are more intelligent than others.  But it simply does not follow.

Tristan Holyoke, A Tree Full of Monkeys.

authors of confusion

Golf:  Whack!  Whack!  Whack!  Tap.

Callista Ralph, Alphabet Soup.

in jail again

“We need subsidiary guidelines for that, don’t we?”  asked Lisa, betraying herself as that person who doesn’t want the meeting to end.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

dark haunted wood

“If we are going to wreck our language,” grumbled Harry, “can’t we do so in the way that I prefer?”

Corliss Archer, Boarding the Crazy Train.