“Surely, reality will adapt to my needs,” Linda must have been thinking.
Tristan Holyoke, A Tree Full of Monkeys.
If you had no “ingrained assumptions,” you would have no shoelaces to tie (and no shoes).
Chalmers van Nest, The Trivial Quadrivium.
November 8, 2011. The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman came to an end this afternoon around half-past four.
Reginald Boyington, Dear Dreadful Diary.
Eradication of the past—no study of it, no awareness of it—leaves the student with only the now, now, now. And that was the intention all along.
Hester Stills, The New Academy.
“Evil is not boring, Jane. That explains a lot.”
Lawrence Bird, A Catalog of Errors.
Mitchell startled everyone when he looked up from his book and declared, “Ants have no choice!”
Rubina Malcolm, The Black Box.
“Microaggressions are too obvious,” muttered Thomas. “We need to inspect our world for nanoaggressions.“
Gwen Tunder, Vile Porridge.
The proposition: remove all constraints on sexual behavior. The purpose: to secure better health for us all.
Evelyn Harbuckle, The Signs of Belonging.
While pretending to bring all into question, they effectively bring nothing into question.
Anthony Scowling, The Beat Paradigm.
The Art Opening. Going out to a gallery. To examine people. To look at their shoes and their hair.
Crispin Atwater, Ontologies of the Comic Book.
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