dennis scharnberg

down the river

All things are impossible.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

not so bad

His answer was that it is impossible to explain. That you simply have to “see” it—or “grasp” it—immediately. That if you could do this, your question would vanish quietly.

Porter Oakes, The Alabaster Box.

list of metaphors

Unlike the other boys of College House, Edward’s goal in life was to be unemployable.

Chase Tipton, Enjoying Prison Pizza.

exploring celebrity adjacency

That morning, Jamison smelt—rather too much, I thought—of petunias.

Victoria Salt, A Compendium of Opening Lines.

pursuing peace studies

And she had those sensuous lips. The lips that David Bowie always dreamed of having. But never did have.

Logan Nygaard, A Treatise on Amusement.

long trailing melisma

Similarity is the lie.

Evan Amberol, A Theology of History.

to be forgotten

wonderful initial conditions

“He’s a bad guy, silly. Just take a look at him. He is smirking. Just like a thief.”

James Finial, The Misadventures of Caroline.

lifting the veil

“Listen to the music, Frank. It’s all around us. Just listen to it, and it will tell all.”

Edward Valerian, The Empire Is Maintained.

grins for hire

I caught a glimpse of her yesterday at work, just staring at me with that scowl on her face. I could almost read her mind: “There’s that stupid Dennis over there, in one of his stupid pullovers.” I decided—quite correctly, I think—to leave it alone.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.