dennis scharnberg

chain of command

The satirical machine—e.g., Gulliver’s Travels—always implies that the narrator (author) occupies some special chair, above it all.  Or above most of it.

Gunnar Grimes, The Persistence of Vision.

so to speak

Put it this way:  Opening boxes is what I do.

Dennis W. Sylvester, Confessions of a Moon Man.

pets without degrees

Rome wasn’t destroyed in a day.

Terence Theodore, Proverbs for a New Era.

no stone unturned

162.  The miraculous can never be defeated.

Trevor Martens, A Great Many Gratuitous Remarks.

only fish blood

Getting ready for things seems wise.  For things to come.  But how does one get ready for things?

Edward Wickham III, Collected Papers of the Hasty Conclusion Club.

turned to stone

“Why look when you can simply leap?  Always leap, old boy!”  Patrick offered this advice with perfect confidence.  After all, it had served him quite well.  Hadn’t it?

Ruth Ledgerwood, Death by Logic.

the awful puzzle

Reclining:  telling lies whilst lying.

Royce Michaels,  The Kingdom of Ice.

taken by surprise

wet  pain

eye  soar

Andrew Tertullian,  Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

rhyme or reason

“Which is worse, the fool or the coward?”  Neither is worse.  Actually, they are both good.  They are very good indeed.

Paul Uccelo, The Enigma of the Box.

weaving and unweaving

I have drifted along in an appalling way—aloof from my family, from friends.  Having an occasional thought.  Jotting down a few words.  What could that add up to?  Does summation even apply here?

Dennis W. Sylvester, Confessions of a Moon Man.