dennis scharnberg

the wheeling birds

“If this is the job you really want to have, then you are quite unsuitable for it.”  Monica was desperate to find just the right sentence to open the How-To book she hoped to write.

Jason Starling, ed.,  Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

know yew terns

Your doubt is not an ongoing state of mind.  It is a decision you made.

Nicholas J. Pascoe,  Pedestrians of Regency London.

man or fish

The child gets it right, with his Why? and Why? and Why? and Why?

Thomas Ludlow,  Next to Physics.

hand held camera

According to science, distortion of physical reality is okay (as long as the distortion simplifies).

Hill Boothby,  Essays on Disappointment Management.

hoof and mouth

Waves and wave phenomena are completely misunderstood.  Indeed, the very concept of periodicity.

Godfrey Daniel,  Inspecting the Time Domain.

kill two birds

“Try to keep in mind that it’s only a theory.”  Eldredge felt the need to remind himself.  And remind himself.  And remind himself.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

particle swarm asymptotics

Do have beliefs.  It is so much better than nihilism.

Nicholas James Barnarby, ed., Dr. Sonderborg’s Book of DOs and DON’Ts.

in those days

He had a way of indulging in silly expressions, such as “I want to be admired” or “Hoot! Hoot! Hoot!”  And he would say them repeatedly, and annoyingly.  Each was a sort of verbal talisman.  Formalized nonsense.

Rubina Malcolm, The Black Box.

deviation from linearity

Our assignment was to write a short story, with this as the opening line: “Quentin has woken up.”

Carlton Songbird, The Whore’s Perspective.

another gray area

“After all, you are an idiot, Timothy.  You should bear that in mind.  Always.”

Anderson Culpis,  Rex and Rhonda—A Short Novel.