dennis scharnberg

here we go

“Do you prefer plain or sparkling?” asked the Attendant. “Plain,” said Nigel, in his firmest voice.

Benedict Elder, A Cosmopolitan Paradise.

reverse and obverse

Is the author—is Kant—writing in good faith? And what about the reader? Is he reading in good faith?

Roger Boylan, ed., The Diary of Darius William Dunne.

pod bay door

“When,” asked Jason, “will we come to see how crucial it is that we not remember our dreams?”

Burnham Woode, A Circle of Radiance.

hot diggity dog

pint of view

Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.

elementary my dear

And, in essence, the issue came to this: “Was Gerald mentally ill, or was he just a very unpleasant person indeed?”

Park V. Kessler, Nearly Happy.

equality of poverty

Small bird flying low missed by inches

Could feel its breeze

Went for a doze in shade.

Ann Sensabaugh, The Faulty Haiku.

postal service devotee

Sculpture at the “heroic scale” is inevitably ludicrous. Let’s stop pretending.

Nelson Poindexter, Corpuscular Aesthetics.

old bill jones

“You cannot talk about everything at once. We are condemned to be at least somewhat analytical.”

Will Bestwyck, Letters from Mr. Palindrome.

cruising the alleys

“Here are a few more words to consider abandoning: amid, daunting, remiss, very, literally. Especially that last one, John.”

Will Bestwyck, Letters from Mr. Palindrome.

workshop on songwriting

“I don’t know what those things are,” gushed Lynda, “but they certainly are well-designed.”

Heywood Wakefield, The Humdrum Demon.