dennis scharnberg

the hated present

Let’s remove the word “very” from our usage.  We should discard it.  Eradicate it.

Nathaniel Bumppo,  The Final Word.

comings and goings

Hedonism:  contempt for the body, expressed indirectly.

W. Karl Bavinger,  The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.

off the hook

Membership in a category is what determines all.  The Marxian frolic.

Desmond Urquhart, The Unsocial Sciences.

cash and carry

The people who make dramatic claims on the basis of “cultural relativism” seldom show any willingness to act on those claims.

Stefan Jannings,  Prolegomena to Any Future.

things to do

“Don’t let your fear take control of you,” said Colin.  “Let it be a part only.  Part and parcel.”

Harrison Wilmer,  The Michaelmas Killings.

scribbler without portfolio

Not that God is a trickster, but that we are delusional.

John James Jasper,  Essays on the Mulberry Bush.

the random walk

—His killer could be a woman.

—Yes.  But, surely, anyone’s killer could be a woman.

Grace Philippi,  The Bliss City Murders.

just chump change

Daniel found that he could not say the phrase “publishing house” without laughing.

Rubina Malcolm,  The Black Box.

the passive voice

Gibbon wrote of  “…the ease with which intellect and will can be unhorsed and disarmed.”  But what intellect?  What will?

Enos Slaughter, Speaking Out of the Ground.

stop smothering me

“I’d like to pet a grizzly bear one day.  Right on the head.  A dead bear, of course.”  Can you find three things wrong with that statement?

Charles Pfanning,  Mild Interrogations.