dennis scharnberg

body of water

Get past all the blithering sentimentalism about animals, and contemplate what a cheetah does to a live gazelle.  That is cruelty.

Jonathan Biggs,  The Way of Insects.

clash by night

Saying is believing.

Terence Theodore,  Proverbs for a New Era.

the black box

Everyone is enabled—no, encouraged—no, begged—to spout off.

Roger Hedgecook,  Stolen and Sold for Parts.

world of ice

Virtue:  Today, this word refers to things said.

Callista Ralph,  Alphabet Soup.

weak electrical activity

The first time I saw her, I thought to myself: Her face just screams “sociopath.”

Giles Coxe-Coburn,  Belief in Insects.

thicker than water

In a media culture, accusation by itself is sufficient.  Accusation confers guilt.

Christopher Jayne,  A Critique of Sincerity.

on your toes

A moderation in the ridiculousness—that’s all we can really hope for.

Jethro Kyle,  Novel Methods of Argumentation.

tilt of earth

December 3, 2005.  Sometimes it’s fun to chop up the old sayings: “Cleanliness is next.”

Reginald Boyington,  Dear Dreadful Diary.

only mildly surprised

Ernest squandered his afternoon pursuing uses for the word “porous.”

Trent Bendix,  Grieving for Margaret.

salting the soil

“Burning calories is such a noble thing to do,”  admitted Carlotta.

Agatha Vox,  When Everything Was Singing.