dennis scharnberg

please follow protocols

Is a memory just our attempt to elevate the insipid?

Tanner Faust,  A Scrapbook of Impertinent Interrogatives.

the square route

The trouble with “superficiality” as a characterization is that we cannot quite know whether we have managed to penetrate beyond the surface.  We can never know.

Jackson Currothers III,  The View From the Cauldron.

that delicate balance

Christopher reads newspapers.  No, it’s more like he devours them.  But only the headlines, you see.  Page after page of the crisp boldface type.  He is sure—like you and I are certain that the sun will rise in the morning—he is just sure that the NYT headlines contain hidden messages.  Hidden just for him.

Agatha Vox, When Everything Was Singing.

glimpse of stocking

Prospects for a new motto:

1.  Our conformity is better than yours.

2.  May my resentment be everlasting!

3.  The squire route is a circular argument.

4.  We will tell them nothing.

Dennis W. Sylvester,  Confessions of a Moon Man.

cut and splice

  “Interesting” is today’s loftiest aesthetic category.

Hamilton Howlish,  A New Coat of Paint.

the grass trembles

Literature:  Today, writing novels and short stories is a form of proof that one is able to be “literary.”

W. Karl Bavinger,  The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.

bottom less ness

Want a different world?  Just make different statements.

Cooper W. Barthelme,  A Systems Approach to Advice.

double plus ungood

Satire:  A business that is standing on its last legs.  Doomed.

W. Karl Bavinger,  The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.

repeat after me

Name anything, today, that escapes being captured as an image.  That escapes being distributed as an image.  Go ahead.

Jackson Currothers III,  The View From the Cauldron.

depth of investigation

Creativity:  A gravely misleading cultural notion.  The idea that there exists a zone of activity, of being, that is so far removed from ordinary activity (and being) that it emits its own light.

W. Karl Bavinger,  The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.