We must listen to our music indirectly.
Amanda Willcoxen, ed., The Philosophical and Literary Fragments of Gregory Sallust.
—That is wrong! Terribly wrong! And on so many levels.
—Levels? What the hell is a “level”?
Philip Cavendish, Tilly’s Treasury of Colloquial Bits.
God does not exist. Existence is God.
Dennis W. Sylvester, Confessions of a Moon Man.
Wherever I am, I am always not quite there.
Chalmers van Nest, The Trivial Quadrivium.
Question: What do we not want to hear about?
Answer: Our dependencies.
Kelso Metternick, All the Right Questions.
the moaning of life
Andrew Tertullian, Pandora’s Ponderous Puns.
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
Terence Theodore, Proverbs for a New Era.
Intelligence: A measure of how many illusions one can recognize, acknowledge, contend with.
Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.
“Deconstruction” is a frivolity that is much prized in an increasingly frivolous society. Hint: If you want to find out about the real world, you do not consult Professor Derrida.
W. Karl Bavinger, The Misanthrope’s Way With Words.
Questionnaire: a way to make the leaves seem to rustle.
Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.
