dennis scharnberg

Do have beliefs.  It is so much better than nihilism.

Nicholas James Barnarby, ed.   Dr. Sonderborg’s Book of DOs and DON’Ts.

“Oh!  I don’t want to think about Kevin right now!  Not now.  Not ever.”  Donna sought refuge in her daily trigonometry lesson.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

270.  The only thing alarms are good for is annoying people.

Trevor Martens,  A Great Many Gratuitous Remarks.

121.  It sometimes serves one well to make a thorough list of things one cannot bear.  Leave nothing off.

Trevor Martens,  A Great Many Gratuitous Remarks.

The Marxists never—never—change their stripes.  They just find a different way to lie.

Morton Kinsella,  Avatars of the Golden Hare.

“Henceforth, I shall forgo use of the following words:  portal, cursor, widget, menu, gravitar, google, attachment, dropdown, hashtag, autofill,….”  In diary entries, Lawrence sometimes implies that the Internet is an annoying imposition.

Anselm Bligh, A Collection of Miniatures.

  We have essentially provided everyone with a pocket-sized digital camera.  Photographs in the tens of billions.  The cold, hideous death of the image.  Unbearable.

Thomas Dendritikos,  Making Decisions.

“The Marxist utopian perfection on this Earth?” asked Evans.  “If it ever were produced, it would be simply awful.  Inescapable awfulness.”

Burdyce Goode, Wonderful With Dogs.

18.  Thermodynamics will never let you down.

Trevor Martens,  A Great Many Gratuitous Remarks.

“I did it!  I did it!”  whispered Janet, dramatically.  “Well, was it as sticky and nasty as they say?”  wondered Allen, almost aloud.

Tristan Holyoke, A Tree Full of Monkeys.