dennis scharnberg

not half bad

 

“Performing a topological sort on the flux curves, the nonlinear system can be permuted to triangular form and this permits discrete solution(s) with the property of local control on the nonlinear iterations.”  Penberthy delivered all this in his usual dead-fish voice.

Jeremy Malking,  The Anechoic Chamber: Stories.

away we go

 The past—even ten seconds of it—was lived and breathed and smelled.  It was filled to the brim.  It was all love and hate, fun and resentment, more love and more hate.  None of our diagrams can capture much of that.  Our “histories” are condemned to anemia.

George Havarti,   The Fire Festivals of Alt Bayern.

rise and shine

For something to be real, it must go through the tiresome formality of actually happening.  At least, that’s the way it used to be.

Tristram Speaker, A Book of Postulates.

just add water

I was a bachelor in those days, practically a hermit, and my table manners wasted away.  It is truly remarkable how fast that happens.

Algernon Webb, A Speculative Autobiography.

the usual thing

 “Hesitation, of course,  is always undesirable.  So, by all means,  proceed with your dumb idea!”  Allen was tired of it all.  In fact,  Allen had had a belly full.

Charles Jeffrey Yett, Writing in Miniature—Vol. 3.

scrap of paper

I am afraid that our kindness, like everything else, has become theoretical.

Tristram Speaker, A Book of Postulates.

rub all out

“The deceased was an economist.  So, of course, he will be missed immensely.”  Gavin was indulging in the kind of sarcasm that he found so charming.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

you don’t say

“I am trying so very hard!  Isn’t that an amazing thing?  Shouldn’t I be celebrated?”  Howard was contemplating what is meant by the word culture.

Jason Starling, ed., Adventures in Narrative Parsimony.

nothing to it

A pink oblong box, with a name printed on the lid:  Dora’s Smart Shop—Dallas.  A shoe box.  A shoe box is full of photographs.  There is something autumnal about loose photos, isn’t there?  The small ones.  Snaps.  Old ones.  A box full of leaves.  Black and white.  Some are miniatures, with ragged borders.

Della Baskerville,  Selected Memories.

the punch line

“Whoah!  Another thing that cannot be said!  That must not be said.  Oh, they will thrash it all out of me.  In broad daylight.  Bitterly.  With big sticks.”

Tristan Holyoke,  A Tree Full of Monkeys.