more opening lines
“Oh, how I yearn for literary sentences!” cried Doris. “And I want them one after another. Page after page.”
Myrtle Mawby, Cabinets and Drawers, a Novel.
“Oh, how I yearn for literary sentences!” cried Doris. “And I want them one after another. Page after page.”
Myrtle Mawby, Cabinets and Drawers, a Novel.
QUESTION: What sells books?
ANSWER: Boredom. Extreme boredom.
Charles Pfanning, Mild Interrogations.
“Embarrassment is episodic,” thought Emily. “But shouldn’t it be continuous? Shouldn’t it be never-ending?”
Thaddeus Crewes, Crowded Evil World.
It is remarkable what you can forget, if you will only try.
Alaric Vesta, The Nine Accidents.
A dream has no beginning and no end.
Victoria Salt, A Compendium of Opening Lines.
“Was that irony?” Today, that is always a valid question.
Jason K. Broadus, The Ice of My Dreams.
“Something has been thought, old boy. So, of course, it cannot be ignored. Not once. Not ever.”
Will Bestwyck, Letters from Mr. Palindrome.