dennis scharnberg

not for love

“They don’t like to hear much talk about that staircase, sir. That’s where old Enderby took his fall. Mum’s the word.”

Adrian Caliban, The Magnificent Egglestons.

like liking lichens

Philosophy is a profession.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

hip hoppity hooper

Why do we want?

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

birds I view

Actors convince.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

killed by bronze

That was back when he was working out the details of his EPG, or estimated profundity gradient. It had something to do with how many profound observations were experienced per conversational hour at get-togethers of the Bloomsbury Group.

James Finial, The Misadventures of Caroline.

bowling versus “bowling”

“Damn it, Watkins! It’s what you’re always going on about. I mean, nowadays, who cares about some old coot named Homer who was paid to sing foolish poems? Really, man, who bloody cares?”

Adrian Caliban, The Magnificent Egglestons.

in saecula saeculorum

Book publishing in 18th century England was like selling turnips. It was a constant scramble.

Brisbane Crowe, The Life and Times of a Hack.

incongruity as order

BTI: (small upper-case letters preferred) an abbreviation for the era before the internet.

Clive Morrow, A Crustacean’s Dictionary.

said he saw

Tomorrow never comes.

Godfrey Tooke, Collected Aphorisms.

submitting the invoices

Wow is the word that Edmund selected. “Wow” is the statement that Edmund made.

James Finial, The Misadventures of Caroline.